Me: "Seriously, it's impossible not to like Ryan Seacrest."
Kyle: [Silence.] (Sidenote-Good thing, too, because really there is no appropriate way for a man to respond to that quip without outing himself as a total sissy--unless you are Mike Tyson.)
Man-pause here.
Kyle: "Hey, do remember that dork that co-hosted American Idol the first season, but left the show because he wanted more money?" Scoff/laugh...
Me: "Oh yeah! What an idiot."
Kyle: "Do you know, I think I recognized him on TV the other day."
Me: "Shut up. On what?"
Kyle: "I think he's the Burger King dude with the small hands."
Sound of size 6 1/2 feet running down the hall because I am about to pee myself from laughing so hard.
Crickets? Seriously?
You had to be there.
VH1's "Where are they now?"
Then. (Brian Dunkelman, if you must know.)
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