Act Your Age!

So I turned 35 today and it's all good. BUT, everyone thinks, as a woman, you should be upset and don't want to admit your age. So I will go along with that in the future, but where most women say they are 29 at every birthday, I will start adding 18 years to my real age. Instead of being an aged 29 year old, I would rather be the most gorgeous 53 year old to walk the planet.